Philosophy as Software Companies
(Author: Tyson Rawlings, 2004)

Socratic Inc.
We asked you questions; upon questions – and now we know: You all prefer Solitaire for 2 players!

Plato Inc… (an continuation of Socratic Inc.)
It may not be perfect software; but its one hell of a shadow!

Sophist Inc.
Tell us what you want, Pay us - Then we’ll build you whatever works for era.

Dr’s Martin and Luther King Inc Jrs.
We had a dream; and now monopolies are harder to maintain.

Gandhi’s Software
Our software won’t hurt a fly; but it will crumble corporate empires.

Existential Inc.
Our software may not have a purpose but takes responsibility for its actions!

Darwinism Corp.
We’re still here! And that’s saying a lot!

Descartes ‘Rene - Cogito ergo sum Inc.
We thought of our software; Therefore it is!

Democritus Inc…
Our software exists of lot of 1’s and 0’s

Hume and David Software LLC.
What do you mean you’re having problems? Our software doesn’t even exist…

Thales Soft
We’ve done it; a complete revision of solitaire made from water!

Xenophanes
Our software is what it is; with consent updates to keep it forever changing.

Harakleitos Inc.
It might be the same product name, but no person will ever install the same software twice.

Zeno Inc…
Well we set out for the perfect software (our target/goal); but then realized we could never reach it.

Pythagoras Soft
Sure our software has some 1’s, some 0’s, but the real advantage is we even have 2’s, 3’s, 4’s, 5’s, 6’s, 7’s, 8’s, and get this: 9’s… Let’s see our competitors compete with that…

Eudainomia Inc…
You may not be happy with our software at first; but give it your life span and you’ll feel better about it…

Enteleche Soft…
We’re always trying to do better! (next step: tech-support…)

Aristippus
Founder of Hedonism Corp.

Hedonism Corp.
Sure software is nice; but here at Hedonism Corp physical pleasures come first; long-lasting and did we mention intense! (umm… like jumping rope… gees, one can only wonder what you thinking…)

Hegesias LLC (Limited-Liability is right… Don’t blame us!)
Trouble saying goodbye to that old computer? Our software can analyze the situation and if needed can recommend the disposal of your obsolete computer.

John Locke Inc.
Our software exists only in your computers memory

William Paley of Teleological Proof Corp.
Anyone seen our designer? I know he hiding around here somewhere…I have this watch; but where is the designer?

Francis Bacon Software:
Tribal software? Cave Software? Marketplace Software? Or Theater Software? Sure, we’ve found the errors; but did we have time to fix them… of course not!

Nietzsche Soft…
Okay; so our A.I. (Artificial Intelligence) is self conscience but it’s defiantly not the nature of our software…

Jeremy Bentham former software engineer…
It’s better to work ‘dissatisfied’ for Socratic Inc. then end up at pignsoft inc.

Pearce C.S. Software:
You don’t actually believe what everyone else told you? Do you? How about giving up on them and trying our software; we know you won’t become fixated on our software…

And the leading software firm title goes to:

JesusWare Inc.
We’re just a simple software company trying to do the right thing, so stop praising and start listening.

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